II2none's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Chuck vs Alfa]

Saw that ending comin a mile away!

Wow, this flash as a whole is so lively from the logo's/authors to the credits. just the way you presented everything was interesting in its self to watch this flash from beginning (and I mean BEGINNING) to end. (same emphasis)

Now for starters the story was pretty simple guys rob bank and I guess these vigilantes are called to the rescue. Only thing I didn't get was the RHG thing I assume its suppose to mean the day they fight but who knows.

Now THE FIGHTING, OH MY GOD. I love the jet sword and the flaming nunchucks. Even though your characters are just stick figures with different colors, you van tell alot about them from the way they fight which proves even stick figures can be interesting (*ahem* to stick figure haters). It was wild, crazy and awesome to watch the animation was on point no choppyness whats so ever.

My personal favorite was when chuck turned into a dragon cause my computer was lagging for a second as if it was blown away by the effects in this movie.

Even though I never heard the song before it was pretty fitting wild, loud and appropriate music for an epic fight.

I was completely pleased with this flash its vibrant its loud full of action and proves the critics that stick figures aren't just a cope out of not having any artistic ability. And if they can't see that in this flash, well...F**k em'.

5/5

[MvC3: Megaman]

He's the mewtwo(cut from SSBB) of the MVC world.

very short only fans of the franchise will understand this but overall well done

[Nerds can never love]

A More deserving #1 flash than dot,dot,dot

After reviewing a disappointing Mvc3 flash by Rice pirate, I was treated with a pleasant surprise when I found out his talents were incorporated into the #1 flash of all time! And compared to "Nerds Can Never Love" he was pretty much BSing.

I loved this from begging to end period. *ponders* ok I can't be that bland so I'll go in depth, The art was cool and had the valentine feel to it and the brief interaction the 2 nerds had was awesome. I was expecting them to play a video game together or something but the execution you done was way funnier. There weren't many jokes in it but thats what makes it so unique, And the timing of that last joke at the end was just perfect and I had to appreciate it with a well deserved laugh.

5/5 Keep it up Mike and Ockeroid

Ockeroid responds:

Don't forget Kimlinh!

Thanks!

[MvC3: She-Hulk]

Don't follow the herd, be the black sheep.

If your doin this just to be doing it thats cool which means none of these should be takin seriously, afterall it is a parody. But since humor is your only weapon you need to make sure its the equivalent of a freakin Nuke ready to kill all viewers with side hurting heart stopping laughter. Unfortunately this parody doesn't deliver that and even compared to the mediocre ones done by another author this is the worst in terms of delivery, and overall there was little humor. The transsexual jokes definitely missed their mark, and the animation was crap compared to your other flashes.

I'm sure your defense is most likely "I just did this for fun, and didn't really care if this entertained an audience or not." And thats fine with me, but I'm sure a little more brainstorming on the jokes wouldn't be that hard. Me personally I would've went with a joke that would have she hulk asking the audience to donate money to help Hulk speak normally and show a clip of hulk being teached in a normal school but going insane afterward or something like that. it may sound like a lame concept but execution is the most important thing, which is lacking greatly in this flash.
2/5

RicePirate responds:

I'm fine with folks not liking it... but for those who didn't see Tom Fulp's Hulk entry... i don't think they really get what I was aiming for.

[Friendship.]

Explain movie, EXPLAIN!

Um wtf? Let me get this straight the kid left his campin buddy and befriended a raven with a broken wing and got killed for it in the end, nice irony I guess but I have a bunch of questions left unanswered and even with the movies summary in the description this movie doesnt make any sense. Why did camper asshole leave his campin buddy, and for that matter what happened to the other camper? Why did the forest catch on fire, and why did the raven go psychotic?

As a previous reviewer said the story is all over the place, I don't know how you guys expected us to get the story of this flash unless the point was to fill in the plotholes ourselves, which as you can tell from reviews wasn't a good idea. I mean decent animation and visuals alone aint enough, you guys need more animation put into making this movie understandable to the audience instead only focusing on the scenes, then your blood, sweat, tears and handwork will be a lot more appreciative that way.

pros:
decent animation
attempts a "boy and his raven story"
cons:
movie is hardly possible to follow, wouldve been better if you guys just stuck with a script instead of trying to make the movie a case for Sherlock Holmes.

2/5

[Awesome Chaotix]

If you didn't play the game the jokes fall short

Wow this is probably one of the few sonic paraodies that I didn't understand until I took a trip to youtube and watched gameplay of the actual game and its relevants to this parody. After viewing the similarities to the game and your flash I realized it affected:
1)the desire go back in time to buy a sega 32x and play this awesome lookin game
2) your audience.

Unfortunately the same mistake from the last nin10doh parody has passed on to this one. You most likely failed to take into account how foreign this game is to most people, which makes alot of the jokes miss there mark (although the yelling wasnt that funny to begin with but slapstick was somewhat humourous). I still don't understand the deal with mighty the armadillo trapping his comrades(?) in transparent boxes and killin vector, was that a part of the game? I guess I could understand the games storyline a little more before reviewing this flash but I don't want to, nor should I have to. This another the one of those flashes that are a about a "either you know it or you don't" game and unfortunately the poor sale rate of the console this game was for in the first place, really shoots this flash in the foot and the overall humorless comedy didn't help much either.
3/5

[Halo Reach: Armor Locked]

Wow, thats some moral...I think?

I've already noticed even without your own input that you really transformed this from a humorous parody to a attempt to pull at the heart strings. In the beginning of the Armor Lock initiation I was like: "LOL"

battle was over and still in AL:"hahaha"

weeks passed to weeks: hehehe, wow the music is really getting sad."

months passed to months: (tempo of depressing music increases) hehehe?

years passed to years:O_O Wow he's really trying to make us feel his pain from armor lock spammers.

The way you had the flash evolve from a harmless comedy to a emotional flash, to me..it doesn't make feel like I should take it more seriously. In fact it seems like you were still attempting humor, as though you were conveying what an armor lock spammer goes through if it was real life. So with that analysis I'm really sure which way I'm suppose to view this flash, even though you have stated the desired reaction. That the flash was meant to be taken as a serious flash, but it kinda leaves me with intermixed feelings, should I really care for the guy or should I say "Jackass, lol you so deserved to see the reaction of your son. Your neglectful, over competitiveness has blinded you!"

Either way the message is pretty complicated since it wasn't a gradual transition in this scenario. So the message you would like to get out to everyone will possibly be overlooked since the mood transitioned to fast. If I were in a theater I'd probably here a mixed crowd of:
"hahaha's"
"hahaha's? (nervous laughter)
"wow, all that cause he spams? Thats kinda sad"
And "Whatever, but this has inspired me to spam armor lock some more!" :)

Love the animation, the attention to detail and for sharing how you feel about AL spammers through an extreme and hazy message that's as confusing as trying to make the conclusion of INCEPTION clear with one variable.

DoomzDayChikn responds:

while I appreciate your deep thoughts on it, and detailed emotional breakdown of it, the story was plain and simple: He stayed in armor lock for so long that he missed the birth of his son, and even moreso, missed the boy's childhood.